Investigation Yields Strange but Effective Strategy for Capture

“Shoot him in the leg.”

• Frank Kern, marketing legend, warning the copywriter’s former employer

“This is better than you deserve.”

• John Carlton, A-list copywriter, speaking to the copywriter on a coaching call

“Anyone who would pick you has to be an interesting person.”

• Art Holcomb, veteran Hollywood screenwriter, referring to the copywriter’s wife

CLAREMONT, CA -- Locals report sightings of a long-haired copywriter with “too many teeth.” DNA analysis of droppings recovered in the field yields promising results.

Animal control expert Anna Mull has pinpointed the copywriter's previous location. It appears to be a large office building serving as the headquarters for Fit Body Boot Camp.

“We checked out the facilities there and everything is top-notch. The team was friendly and happy to help. They confirmed that they did have a Sean Mabry on staff.”

The copywriter, Sean Mabry, was with the company from July 2015 through the end of December 2019. During that time, the company landed on the Inc. 5000 list of the fastest-growing private companies for four years in a row. 

The company has also appeared on the Entrepreneur Franchise 500 list three years in a row.

“Most companies never make it onto either of these lists,” said business correspondent Cora Spondent. “Even then, only a small percentage of companies on the list manage to stay on for multiple years.”

Further investigation revealed that the copywriter has…

• Helped his clients and students sell over $10 million in health, fitness, and online business coaching.

• Ghost-published over 30 articles in top industry magazines such as Entrepreneur and Forbes.

• Received 1-on-1 coaching from both an A-list copywriter and a veteran Hollywood screenwriter.

• Landed his client on the top 50 leader board for Tony Robbins and Dean Graziosi’s affiliate launch.

• Worked behind the scenes with major industry influencers, including a Navy SEAL and Purple Heart Recipient.

“This guy’s clearly doing some damage out there,” said Claremont Park Ranger Mark Granger. “That’s why we’re committed to containing the threat ASAP.”

Containing the Threat

Every year, wild copywriters like Sean Mabry devastate the competition. However, federal laws prohibit the killing of wild copywriters. Such killings are considered “technically murder.”

“It’s not like a wild hog where you can just gun the sumbitch down,” said Granger’s cousin Billy-Bob.

“Sorry about him, he’s visiting for the weekend,” said Mark Granger, shoving Billy-Bob out of the room. “Anyway, we have to focus on containment. The whole ‘Golden Handcuff’ thing worked for a while but now we’ve got to try something different.”

Working with experts in the field of copywriting, the Park Rangers have developed a unique new strategy.

“Basically, it works like this: you hire him to write you an email sequence or manage your email list. Then you just pay him a one-time upfront fee or a percentage of revenue,” said Granger.

“It’s ultimately more cost-effective than trying to hire a copywriter full time. You win big, and he wins enough to afford his next piece of avocado toast.”

SEAN MABRY FEEDING IN THE WILD

“Did we mention that he’s a millennial? I think that explains a lot. Anyway, he’s pretty much harmless as long as he’s got writing to do.”

“And he don’t git too hungry,” added Billy-Bob before receiving a punch in the gut from Granger.

How to Claim Your Bounty

If you are an entrepreneur or business owner hoping to…

• Scale and automate your sales 

• Maximize the ROI of existing customers (earn more, spend/work less)

• Turn your brilliant ideas into clear, compelling, high-converting copy

• Cut out the grind of writing your own sales copy

• Finally turn your email list into an ATM machine 

Then you can help today by hiring Sean Mabry.

You will receive your “bounty” in the form of...

• higher revenue

• fewer hours worked

• the competitive edge only great copy can provide

He offers the following copywriting services:

• Email Copywriting

• Email Strategy

• Copy Coaching (for you or any team member)

“Me no put on pants before noon,” said Mabry in a rare interview with researchers in the wild. “Make you BIG MONIES! Just need little monies for tasty green toast.”

SEAN MABRY DURING A RARE ZOOM INTERVIEW

Do your part. Help protect your community and your business from the dangers of feral copywriters. 

Schedule your 7-minute call to help contain Sean Mabry and see how you can claim your cash reward.

On that call, Sean will ask a few simple questions about your business, then help you choose the best option for your business right now.

Simply email sean (at) seanmabry (dot) com with “BOUNTY” in the subject line today.